We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.